deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

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I was mistaken

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

adidassweatpants:

The dynamic duo


October  12 29 notes

sluttington:

 

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

teacuphaz:

perhaps my favourite unexplainable thing is the time when Louis was asked about the most romantic thing he’s ever done for a girl and instead, Louis told them about the first meal he ever cooked. for Harry.

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

wa-llahi:

maatangi:

countries all around the world are praising malala yousafzai and awarding her the nobel prize while bombing the very people she’s trying to save god the irony

THIS

Liam: “We were having a bit too much of a party and that’s why we’re a bit loose today…”

Louis: hahaah AHAH ah AH [x]

fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry